[identity profile] spider-orchid.livejournal.com
You are about to enter a zone of unadulterated sexiness. Go grab a towel and an energy drink baby. This post gon' work you guuud!

So let me start by say that though I am a Madridista and this post will mostly be pics of players from Real Madrid, they aren't the ONLY footballers that I want to bone like. So, I'll be doing posts on some other players later (I'll even do a Barca post so that no one gets their mammaries in a knot). Enjoy.



Read more... )

Ok so I know what you're thinking. Where is Marcelo...? Not enough Higuain tbh. What about Pepe? Omg Coentrao THOUGH! That's what YOU'RE for homie! Post pics of your fave Blanco. Not a Madridista? POST WHOEVER YOU LIKE! This post is an excuse to perv and party. HAVE FUN!

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[identity profile] spider-orchid.livejournal.com
Plan A life with your favorite footballer!

This is kind of an AU kind of thing. Go with me on this, ok?

Tell us where you and your favorite footballer meet. Is it on date? Is it by accident? Do you hate each other to begin with? How long do you date? Do you get married? Where? Describe the wedding! Do you plan a dance? Where do you go on your honey moon? Where's the first place you live? DO YOU HAVE KIDS!? DETAILS PEOPLE, DETAILS!

Have fun!

[identity profile] bunnycupcakes.livejournal.com
The Troll Cup/Trollface Awards Contest ended ages ago and all prizes have been awarded (congrats again to all winners!), but I remembered that at least a couple people expressed interest in how the Troll Cup/Awards were decided.


The files can be downloaded
here.



Also, if everything goes accordingly, I'd like to do it again at the end of this coming season! :D So stay tuned.....
[identity profile] bunnycupcakes.livejournal.com

DISCLAIMER:

First, I just want to say that it has always been my intention with this contest to give out freebies and have fun. I am so happy that a lot of people participated and there was no drama whatsoever. Hopefully this will continue with the results.

Second, I know everyone has different opinions and tastes and so not everyone will not agree with those final results. Please believe me when I say I tried to weigh each party and category as fairly and reasonably as possible. I will put together a more detailed and downloadable zip file of finalists, scores, and the thought process behind all this if people are interested. <3


NOTE: Contest winners are currently being decided and this post will be updated shortly to announce who they are! 
 



Welcome to the 1st annual presentation of the Troll Cup and Trollface Awards!
 
Contest theme song and how winners were determined )


 
The winners! )





 
Special Acknowledgements + The People's Troll Award )



EDIT: Ugh, I am having issues with the coding, so I had to repost the winners....a few times. :|



They are as follows:

1st: [livejournal.com profile] difusion 
2nd: [livejournal.com profile] cafune 
3rd: [livejournal.com profile] heyjude1223 


Random winner: [livejournal.com profile] bananashitcrazy 


Congratulations to all winners and participants. Hopefully we'll be able to do this or something like it again next year. :D
 
[identity profile] bunnycupcakes.livejournal.com


 THE TROLL CUP/TROLLFACE AWARDS CONTEST!


 


About:

Well, this year has been really interesting to say the least. And by interesting, I mean trolling all over the place. Some of it was actually pretty epic. But who were the biggest trolls this year? That's what these awards are for: The team and persons who brought the most trololololo out of everyone. There may have been some sad, frustrating, or wtf moments this football season, but one thing is for certain: there were plenty of lulz to be had as well.


Rules and prizes! )

 
 
Here are the nominees! Take your picks and make your guesses! )





Deadline:

Entries must be in by June 16th, 2011 at 12:00 PM EST US TIME.

If you have ANY questions about rules, prizes, etc. leave a comment or PM me. :D




ONE SRS BSNS NOTE: This contest was created for the purpose of having fun and getting a laugh out of the crazier things that have happened. There is no spite or ill-will intended at all, and I hope no one takes nominations the wrong way. The goal is to have fun and give away freebies! Good luck all!

 
AND CONGRATULATIONS TO ONTD_FOOTBALL FOR YOUR NOMINATION!

 

EDIT:

Just wanted to clarify that guesses will work like this 

1 troll cup nominee
3 trollface nominees

So you need 1 of the first and 3 of the second. :)


Also, unfortunately nominations are closed and entries have started being submitted, so we can't add anyone else. :( Though there will likely be additional non-contest awards given in the final results post to worthy recipients.
 

[identity profile] crouchea.livejournal.com
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So, watching Man City vs Tottenham (and with that, my boy Peterpoo scoring an own goal, oh the fail, oh the irony, oh the disgrace, oh the dsjfhdsjfhdsfdkjdfhkjhkjfhdkjfh), and, being the randy bung that I am, I realised that I could actually compile a starting XI from men on both teams who I – in my very dubious taste – consider shaggable.
 
Some people think I want you for your money, but I really want you for your body  )
OK, I’m done being a disgrace to female fans now. =) You say which team you think’s the fairest of them all, feel free to spam with pictorial evidence! Or, for the bant, feel free to randomly bung together two teams like Manchester Hotspurs or something, for the trolololols =)
[identity profile] crouchea.livejournal.com
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Fernando Torres' inability to score for Chelsea has been well-documented and enjoyed by the footballing world, so I thought I'd share a lil' article I "found" chanelling each game in his massive goal drought.
on the first page, of our story, the future seemed so bright )


[identity profile] wall-upper.livejournal.com
Sepp Blatter will make way for a successor as FIFA president in four years' time if he is re-elected in June, he has announced.

Blatter is seeking a fourth term as FIFA president and is being challenged by Asian confederation chief Mohamed Bin Hammam.

The 75-year-old told UEFA's Congress in Paris on Tuesday that if he wins he will definitely stand down in 2015, saying: "You know very well that I am a candidate for the next four years as FIFA president but these will be the last four years for which I stand as a candidate."
He added: "Together we have the task of bringing together the adventure we have started.
"We want to ensure a better future for our youth."

The new president will be elected at a Fifa Congress which starts on 31 May.

With Bin Hammam vowing to increase Fifa's decision-making power and spread its considerable wealth, Blatter is facing his first challenge since Issa Hayatou took him on - and lost - in 2002.

Bin Hammam is also currently attending the Congress for European football's governing body, Uefa, as they lobby federation presidents for their vote on 1 June in Zurich.
Uefa members make up more than one quarter of the maximum 208 Fifa voters that Blatter and Bin Hammam will attempt to woo.
The winner needs a two-thirds majority of valid votes cast in the first ballot, or a majority in the second.

Fifa has set an 1 April deadline for other candidates to be nominated by a single member federation.
"We are in extra time," said Blatter, referring to the time left before the election. "Let's wait and see what the outcome will be."


source, 2

tag as u see fit
i could have sworn there was a "blatter infection" tag, maybe i just made that up

[identity profile] kateekates127.livejournal.com
A few months ago on Facebook, Mesut Özil showcased a new pair of boots that he was going to wear for a few matches, more specifically, El Clásico. A week or so later, he and Nike joined to make a contest out of winning his boots. Sadly, I did not win said shoes. :|

I did win a t-shirt though...
THE FUCKERY THAT HAS ENSUED SINCE DECEMBER. )

FOR YOUR TIME.
[identity profile] crouchea.livejournal.com
Both Tottenham and West Ham are looking to re-locate their grounds pretty soon, The Guardian has two interesting pieces about their options and the logistics of them all, along with a fair bit of economic mumbo jumbo. I found it interesting, you should too :p

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go, downtown. )
[identity profile] youth-depraved.livejournal.com
So WHO turns the big 2-0 today???

BIRTHDAY SEXXX BIRTHDAY SEXXX )



YOUTUBEISMYGOD
[identity profile] emiliana84.livejournal.com
POSERS, TWATTER & Teh FB
(well, as long as they don't find out about TUMBLR....)

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And again, on Sunday, when he was involved in a curious accident that occurred on the popular social network Twitter: a young fan took over his identity and exchanged a couple of messages with Barcelona B manager Luis Enrique "Lucho".
(...)

Luis Enrique publicly revealed it was a fraud account: "It's obvious you are not Muniesa. My players are all on a first-name basis*** with me. You should think about tweeting with your real name instead. Regards". In the meanwhile the defender, who is a stranger to twitter LMAO, was alerted of the incident by his girlfriend's mother (what the...)

(...)
the girl apologized through another popular social network, facebook.


More LULZ this way.... )
[identity profile] monster-treats.livejournal.com
ZANETTI IS A BEATLES FAN


 
Javier Zanetti payed $35 000 for a bass guitar that used to belong to Paul McCartney.

Inter'S Captain, 37, was one of the 500 people that took part in an auction in Buenos Aires, in which 144 objects related to music - originally belonging to Argentinian billionaire Raúl Blisniuk, one of the world's most famous Beatles' collectors - were sold. Zanetti payed three times the instruments's initial price.

(SAUCE)

What would you buy with $35 000? football related, obvs.


[ And how come Il Capitano doesn't have a tag of his own?? SCANDALOUS. Unless the Inter tag actually refers to him. ]
[identity profile] bunnydoctor.livejournal.com



HE DOESN'T RUN, HE TELEPORTS!!!

I don't know if this has been posted before. :)
mods, delete if needed
[identity profile] lienvo64.livejournal.com
JUSTIN BIEBER OFFERS GIG DEAL TO BECKHAM:
Gig deal can't bie that bad



JUSTIN BIEBER has asked Bizarre to arrange a footie lesson with his hero DAVID BECKHAM.

JB4EVZ )
[identity profile] lienvo64.livejournal.com
Parents name baby Barça



A Belgian couple have called their first son Barça and he has already become the first club member to have the name. The pair told the media they chose the moniker because "they liked it".

Taking inspiration from the verse "tinc un nom que el sap tothom, Barça, Barça, Barça" (I have a name that everyone knows, Barça, Barça, Barça) from the Blaugrana hymn the new arrival has the full name Barça Beeckman and he lives 60 kilometres outside of Brussels in Nieuwerkerk. Aged three the youngster was made a member of the Camp Nou club on July 19 by his father Wesley Beeckman, 23, an architecture student, and mother Anneke Maes, 24, a nurse.


Game on
During the pregnancy the couple could not reach an agreement for a name for the baby as they did not want to know the sex until he was born. In the end they settled on the name Lona if the baby was a girl.

With a decision about the name if it was a boy in full swing the pair were watching Pep Guardiola's team play when Anneke had a bright idea. "Suddenly, I said to my husband that if we had a boy then would he want to call him Barça," she explained. "He turned towards me and winked before saying 'yes, that is the name of my son'".


Surprise, surprise
On April 26 Anneke gave birth in Sint-Truiden and Barça came into the world. "We were convinced that it would be a girl," Anneke continued. "My family did not know what to say at the start and they were not keen, but now they are used to the name. People had to ask me twice what his name was early on and everyone has said it is the first time they have heard the name used." Wesley's relatives were happier. "My father liked it as soon as he heard it," he stated.


idk is it just me or is the papa is kinda good looking

Firm fans
Despite the relatives' initial dismay the couple are
"very proud that our son carries the name of the best football team in the world"
Anneke commented. Anneke and Wesley are keen FC Barcelona fans and he plays for his local team VCT Terkoest Alken.

"We hope that when he grows up that he will like his name and understand why we gave it to him,"
Anneke added.

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