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ONTD FOOTBALL

Appreciating the sport and the fine people who play it!

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Created on 2017-04-07 15:02:05 (#2946243), last updated 2017-05-07 (420 weeks ago)

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GOLGOLGOLGOL
GOOOOLLLLLLL!
Welcome to ontd_football!



GET YOURS NOW!
Dineros from every shirt sold will be donated to Plan International.


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Football, futbol, soccer... WHATEVER! We dig it.
There's just something about the combination of sweat, thighs, passion, thighs of thunder, abs of steel, sweat, thighs, and, uh, thighs...

If you enjoy the finer things in life (that include but are not limited to) ie attractive men, beasts of hunk, waxing, dreamboats, Sex Gods, hot WAGs, hot tamales, saucy studs, Blowers of the Cosmic Horn and Provokers of the Red Bottom, HELLO! You are in the right place. Enjoy. I'll be right back with our drink menu.

Bring it onneth, come one, come all - give ye us all yer picspams and yer thighpreciation.


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Rules are for poo poo heads, but fireel;
We love you.
A lot.
We'd love for you to post.
A lot!
Photos, articles, interviews, life stories, stalking results, blood types, favourite Gatorade flavour, hot goss, and so on, blah blah, whatever, it's all fiiieeerce.
Just please tag and source yer shit accordingly! And no fic, there are other places on LJ for that. (and also read this before posting)

The most important rule is, DO NOT POST STUFF DIRECTLY FROM SOCCER BLOGS

Have fun, babies. If you can't handle the heat of waxing (hur hur) poetic about Fernando Torres' freckles, Sergio Ramos' abs, Cristiano Ronaldo's manicure, and Gigi Buffon's manlove... well, jeez, get outta the kitchen!

Those suffering from rectal-cranial inversion and general lack-of-sense-of-humour (I'm looking at you, Sally Serious!) will be subject to snickering, mocking, and mucho giggling-about!


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CHECK OUT OUR CALENDAR so you don't miss any important life changing matches (you can also contribute!)

New to the nutsy? Lost like a Dahveed without a Dahveed? Dazed like a Diego and confused like a Capel?

Try browsing our extensive and magnificent tag collection.



We also do player interviews!!!

Q&A with Xavi Torres of CF Malaga
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_football/1425023.html

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