Champions league qualifiers
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Chatter from the sidelines
Arsenal 2- 0 Bayern Munich

I don't have much commentary for this match because I was watching Chelsea's match for reasons you'll hear about later

Bayern Fans leaving word that they have been Champions before. Oh, word? Football trashtalk, I dig, I dig!

Props to Bayern fans for taking a stand re: tickets, and props to Arsenal fans for giving Bayern Munich fans props about taking a stand re tickets. So the atmosphere started off right, you get me?

OMG, this! Twenty is plenty, people! Arsenal takes the piss.

Players posing. Yo, tell me if the pictures are a bit too much, yeah?

Lie, I did watch the first half of the Arsenal match (back and forth between Chelsea) again, for reasons. I was dead impressed with Arsenal, and wonder what sort of talk they got

Ledandowski was neutered in the first half

LOOOOL, I thought this was Phillipe Countino

FIGGGGHHHTTT for the ball

Walcott was feeling his oats. More like that, please, Feo

Cech was MAGISTERIAL!

One, two, stretch!

So, is Ospina going to see Champions League action, or nah. *insert troll face here*

Oh yeah, Alonso was in the game. For real?

Giroud strikes!

Ozil scored the second goal. He lives
Dynamo Kiev 0 -0 Chelsea

Mourinho tasked Hazard to win the match for Chelsea. Hazard had a great attempt, creating a chance out of nothing as he does - but missed. But a good miss you know?

Tell me, who is this? Begovic, right? So why was the BT sport commentator calling him Courtois? Why is BT Sports so goddamn shyte? Why bother to pay all that money for Champions League if your commentators are so PITIFUL?! Why are you making me watch your coverage with a frown, yo? All 90 mins, I was like, "It's Begovic, you muppet."

Diego Costa behaved himself. No spitting, winding up players and even apologised? *raised eyebrows*

JOhn Terry back in the stirrups

There was fan trouble and blood, I won't show you that so, have this picture instead. Cahill was working

Willian had a good attempt at a kick, but it hit the bar. I can't find a picture of the player that I watched the match for. Figures

Bejovic was immense. Still no picture of the player I wanted to speak about. So we'll talk about him another time >:(
BATE Borisov 0- 2 Barcelona

Barcelona's kit looks like a bloody egg. Didn't watch this match, so how did it go?
Miscellaneous

Casillas sets a record

4 CL teams were unbeaten going into this round

Neuer is magic

Champions League stage results. SMH at Leverkusen and Roma. That tells me that you had no midfield or defense
OP: done! Sorry, fate is conspiring against me with these posts this week. If not illness, it's electronics. Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill. Will try and tag this later.
- Raheem Sterling should still be at Liverpool, working with Jurgen Klopp could have been a dream... agent Aidy Ward on that £49m move and how Brendan Rodgers was wrong Dude, Sterling is at City making himself and you mad money. Move on. No one covered themselves with glory in that situation. His comments on Rodgers are illuminating
- Lamela: ‘Not returning to Serie A’ If that's so, Lamela needs to tell his father to have a cup of shut the heck up, tbh. His father said that his son was in talks with Inter Milan, etc. On the eve of the summer transfer window, Lamela was supposed to go to Marseille on loan, everything signed off- only for Pochettino to step in and block the move. Levy had to apologise to the Marseille chairman
- Pjanic on Bayern Munich's radar Ah, Guardiola loves a midfielder, doesn't he?
- Agent wants Southampton and Norwich target Kalidou Koulibaly to remain at Napoli
Huh - Bayern Munich's Xabi Alonso says ''very demanding'' Premier League would benefit from winter break I agree- after the Christmas fixtures, the PL should go into fallow for two weeks, because January is wank anyway. But a break, no nonsense about going abroad on a money spinning tour, like Real Madrid to Dubai in their Christmas break
Arsenal 2- 0 Bayern Munich

I don't have much commentary for this match because I was watching Chelsea's match for reasons you'll hear about later

Bayern Fans leaving word that they have been Champions before. Oh, word? Football trashtalk, I dig, I dig!

Props to Bayern fans for taking a stand re: tickets, and props to Arsenal fans for giving Bayern Munich fans props about taking a stand re tickets. So the atmosphere started off right, you get me?

OMG, this! Twenty is plenty, people! Arsenal takes the piss.

Players posing. Yo, tell me if the pictures are a bit too much, yeah?

Lie, I did watch the first half of the Arsenal match (back and forth between Chelsea) again, for reasons. I was dead impressed with Arsenal, and wonder what sort of talk they got

Ledandowski was neutered in the first half

LOOOOL, I thought this was Phillipe Countino

FIGGGGHHHTTT for the ball

Walcott was feeling his oats. More like that, please, Feo

Cech was MAGISTERIAL!

One, two, stretch!

So, is Ospina going to see Champions League action, or nah. *insert troll face here*

Oh yeah, Alonso was in the game. For real?

Giroud strikes!

Ozil scored the second goal. He lives
Dynamo Kiev 0 -0 Chelsea

Mourinho tasked Hazard to win the match for Chelsea. Hazard had a great attempt, creating a chance out of nothing as he does - but missed. But a good miss you know?

Tell me, who is this? Begovic, right? So why was the BT sport commentator calling him Courtois? Why is BT Sports so goddamn shyte? Why bother to pay all that money for Champions League if your commentators are so PITIFUL?! Why are you making me watch your coverage with a frown, yo? All 90 mins, I was like, "It's Begovic, you muppet."

Diego Costa behaved himself. No spitting, winding up players and even apologised? *raised eyebrows*

JOhn Terry back in the stirrups

There was fan trouble and blood, I won't show you that so, have this picture instead. Cahill was working

Willian had a good attempt at a kick, but it hit the bar. I can't find a picture of the player that I watched the match for. Figures

Bejovic was immense. Still no picture of the player I wanted to speak about. So we'll talk about him another time >:(
BATE Borisov 0- 2 Barcelona

Barcelona's kit looks like a bloody egg. Didn't watch this match, so how did it go?
Miscellaneous

Casillas sets a record

4 CL teams were unbeaten going into this round

Neuer is magic

Champions League stage results. SMH at Leverkusen and Roma. That tells me that you had no midfield or defense
OP: done! Sorry, fate is conspiring against me with these posts this week. If not illness, it's electronics. Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill. Will try and tag this later.
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- Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud was named 'Hottest Premier League Player'
- PaddyPower surveyed 250 American women on 300 top flight players
- Santiago Vergini was the runner-up with Matty James came third
- The study managed to pick a Hot and Not XI
- Burnley were found to have the hottest squad overall
- Newcastle sit bottom of the pile
Hot XI: Ben Foster (Southampton), Santiago Vergini (Sunderland), Jason Shackell (Burnley), Erik Pieters (Stoke), Paul Konchesky (Leicester), Jesus Navas (Manchester City), Morgan Schneiderlin (Southampton), Matty James (Leicester), Nacer Chadli (Tottenham), Charlie Austin (QPR), Olivier Giroud (Arsenal).
Not XI: Gerhard Tremmel (Swansea), Ritchie De Laet (Leicester), James Collins (West Ham), Joleon Lescott (West Brom), Aly Cissokho (Aston Villa), Angel di Maria (Manchester United), Cheick Tiote (Newcastle), Stephen Quinn (Hull), Sadio Mane (Southampton), Mario Balotelli (Liverpool), Marouane Chamakh (Crystal Palace).
Footie News Roundup.
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Ángel di María admits: It was never my desire to leave Real Madrid

Ángel di María has admitted he never wanted to leave Real Madrid for Manchester United following his £59.7m British record transfer that was completed on Tuesday.
In an open letter to Real fans Di María wrote: “My cycle at Real Madrid has come to an end. It’s impossible to capture everything I’ve experienced here in a few lines but I hope this letter communicates what I feel at the moment. I had the honour to wear this shirt for four years and I feel nothing but pride for what I went through and achieved with my team-mates.
( Some more. )
If you want to read the full letter,
hala_madrid has it: HERE
Legia Warsaw mock Celtic on Twitter after their Champions League defeat to Maribor.
Celtic’s failure to take a second chance at Champions League group stage qualification earned a satisfied response from Legia Warsaw, who tweeted to celebrate Maribor’s 1-0 win at Celtic Park.
Celtic lost to Legia 6-1 on aggregate in the third qualifier, but were controversially reinstated after the Polish club were effectively thrown out by Uefa for fielding a player who should have been suspended.
Read the rest: HERE
Thumbsy is 'not shocked' by Manchester United’s defeat to MK Dons.
Louis van Gaal admitted he was not shocked after overseeing one of the most humiliating evenings in Manchester United’s recent history. His side were thrashed 4-0 by Milton Keynes Dons in the Capital One Cup and it could have been worse as the League One side missed several other chances and were also denied what seemed a clear penalty.
Read more: HERE
TRANSFER NEWS:
Milan confirm plan to sign Chelsea’s Fernando Torres (on a season long loan) and Marco van Ginkel: HERE
Samuel Eto’o signs for Everton on two-year deal: HERE
Arsenal seek striker reinforcement in wake of Olivier Giroud injury: HERE

Ángel di María has admitted he never wanted to leave Real Madrid for Manchester United following his £59.7m British record transfer that was completed on Tuesday.
In an open letter to Real fans Di María wrote: “My cycle at Real Madrid has come to an end. It’s impossible to capture everything I’ve experienced here in a few lines but I hope this letter communicates what I feel at the moment. I had the honour to wear this shirt for four years and I feel nothing but pride for what I went through and achieved with my team-mates.
( Some more. )
If you want to read the full letter,
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Legia Warsaw mock Celtic on Twitter after their Champions League defeat to Maribor.
Celtic’s failure to take a second chance at Champions League group stage qualification earned a satisfied response from Legia Warsaw, who tweeted to celebrate Maribor’s 1-0 win at Celtic Park.
Celtic lost to Legia 6-1 on aggregate in the third qualifier, but were controversially reinstated after the Polish club were effectively thrown out by Uefa for fielding a player who should have been suspended.
Read the rest: HERE
Thumbsy is 'not shocked' by Manchester United’s defeat to MK Dons.
Louis van Gaal admitted he was not shocked after overseeing one of the most humiliating evenings in Manchester United’s recent history. His side were thrashed 4-0 by Milton Keynes Dons in the Capital One Cup and it could have been worse as the League One side missed several other chances and were also denied what seemed a clear penalty.
Read more: HERE
TRANSFER NEWS:
Milan confirm plan to sign Chelsea’s Fernando Torres (on a season long loan) and Marco van Ginkel: HERE
Samuel Eto’o signs for Everton on two-year deal: HERE
Arsenal seek striker reinforcement in wake of Olivier Giroud injury: HERE
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Liverpool sign Mario Balotelli
( a tweet means this is official )
Arsenal's Olivier Giroud might be out for 3 months after possibly breaking ankle
( article )
REUS TO BARCELONA CONFIRMED???!??
( serious bizness! )
( a tweet means this is official )
Arsenal's Olivier Giroud might be out for 3 months after possibly breaking ankle
( article )
REUS TO BARCELONA CONFIRMED???!??
( serious bizness! )
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CRISTIANO RONALDO
Obviously he looks great on the field, but off the field… dayum! We're betting WAG Irina Shayk is responsible for the killer off-field style.

( more well dressed footballers )
More at the source: E!
Obviously he looks great on the field, but off the field… dayum! We're betting WAG Irina Shayk is responsible for the killer off-field style.

( more well dressed footballers )
More at the source: E!