Today on 12/12/12 we celebrate the miraculous birth of the King of Denmark, the god amongst men, the owner of our centreback-loving hearts, the one and only Daniel Agger!!








Dan's "Who, me?" face is topped only by Fernando Torres's bitchface for my absolute favourite face in the league.




If you weren't already a fan, you became one at this precise moment.








I can't deal with that palm tattoo.

I'll never get Twitter, he said.









My (future) captain, my king.

All photos via what I've reblogged over time on Tumblr because I am lazy and take no credit for any of the edits. Crossposted here from liverpoolreds because everyone should bask in his greatness regardless of their club affiliation.

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