So, watching Man City vs Tottenham (and with that, my boy Peterpoo scoring an own goal, oh the fail, oh the irony, oh the disgrace, oh the dsjfhdsjfhdsfdkjdfhkjhkjfhdkjfh), and, being the randy bung that I am, I realised that I could actually compile a starting XI from men on both teams who I – in my very dubious taste – consider shaggable.
 


Here we are: 


So, it got me thinking (as you may well have noticed ad nauseum by now, I have no life and enjoy asking pointless questions relating to just about every aspect of football), which football do you think has the greatest quantity of hotties? And which team do you think has the greatest quality?

For quantity, this is probably bias talking, but I’m of the belief that Chelsea has quite a few dishes! Lampard is handsome, Cech is dashing, Ferreira and Kalou are cute, Ivanovic’s arse could be a wonder of the world, and Torres, looks-wise at least, is growing on me! Malouda and Anelka, when they model, UNF.

Have some pix


Although, Spurs have all those I named (even when my Pete’s scoring own goals or getting sent off or being shitty, I still find him attractive, there’s something wrong with), plus Cudicini, nomnom. Also, Real Madrid! Pipita, Iker, Ozil, not to mention their fine, fine manager.


OK, I’m done being a disgrace to female fans now. =) You say which team you think’s the fairest of them all, feel free to spam with pictorial evidence! Or, for the bant, feel free to randomly bung together two teams like Manchester Hotspurs or something, for the trolololols =)