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1. From ryazanov16
Hello Andrey. Your last name history description begins in Warsaw. It was called Arshava by the people and this was reflected by Gogol N.V.
How do you like that route: Arshava (Polish) Orshava (Romanian) Arsava (Asia Minor) Artseynu Canaan (Palestine). The further along the route, the
more ancient the place and there is historical evidence of the presence if not
the Slavs (although the Poles can be traced to Canaan), then to the Indo-Europeans. There is also Arsania according to the Arab sources, but that’s more difficult to trace.
There is evidence that Arsa was on the Kama River and their language according to
Kurbsky is the language of Vyatichi, and they came from the neighboring with Poland land.
There are so many place names your last name can originate from.
Regards, Ryazantsev.

AA: You did a huge job. Great work. Well, honestly, I don’t know the history of my last name.



2. From lana0311
Andrey .. I live in London and my boyfriend James always roots for you!
Could you please tell him hello? Sveta

AA : It’s not difficult. Hi!

3. From sergey13
Hi, Andrey, tell me what leggings are for?????

AA: Sports leggings? Some people like briefs, some put on leggings. They are more
suitable if you don’t want some very important for a man body parts to get chafed during the game.

4. From kravtzov
How can I learn to faint properly in football?

AA: There are special exercises, for example, circle around the stands or dummies at training. I think it’s better to think up some feints yourself, and then perfect them at training and during the games.

5. From Moonray
Andrey, please tell some story (incident) from your childhood, just in a couple of words, if you can 
Thank you :) N.

AA: I was born.

6. From Moonray
What question would you ask us?) N.

AA: Guys, what makes you root for me?

7. From Moonray
How do you like three winners of the Sochi 2014 symbol contest? N.

AA: I am upset and disappointed about this. Because my favorite was The Dolphin on skis. And we were turned down, not chosen.

8. From Moonray
Andrey, what to do when there is nothing to do at work? I need your advice. Looking forward
to your reply! Thank you), Natalia.
AA: I guess loafers are sitting on social networking sites at work.

9. From Moonray
Andrey, are you going to come back to Russia after your football career is over? Natalia.

AA: I’ll be in Saint-Petersburg soon.

10. From Moonray
Andrey, I want to say thank you - thank you for who you are.
I believe in you, you’ll cope with everything - with triumph and disaster (although these two impostors are just the same). Generally, you must be
happy)) I wish health to Julia, Yanochka and Artyom) Natalia)

AA: Triumph and disaster are two identical impostors? It is better to deceive yourself
with the first one.

11. From Frut0Mix
Hi again! I forgot to ask ... What school did you go to? We have
several schools that “claim" that you went there. Our school is among them.
Thank you in advance for your reply =) PS: We go to School № 473 in St. Petersburg =)
The same fan of yours ;)

AA: 18, 37, 473. I left my mark in these three schools 

12. From Nkitabozhok
Hi Andrey, Do know what your new Arsenal uniform will look like?

AA: I know, and I'll tell you. Our guest uniform next season will look like jockey’s clothes.

13. From Livlib
Dear Andrey! We are the young employees of the
Chelyabinsk Children’s’ Library. We are working on an Internet-project
“BOOK 2, or advice from the celebrity reader”, we pursue an important goal -
to draw young people’s interest to reading. Therefore, your opinion is important and interesting to us. Please share your thoughts on the issues: What does
reading mean to you? What book, in your opinion, should any young person have read? Thank you for your reply.

AA: You’re doing a good thing. I love to read. Basically, I read on the road or when traveling by plane, by bus. I read a lot on holidays.
2. The ABC book.

14. From sergeyF
How do you see the future of the Russian football? Is there any?
Thanks in advance

AA: There certainly is, if it’s being developed.

15. From nikita28
Hello Andrey! I live in the city of Novokuznetsk. I am your fan and I watch
you matches in Arsenal. I also root for Arsenal))).Andrey, could you please send me your football uniform with your autograph?
Here is my E-mail: ……[email protected]

AA: If I invented the procedure of sending parcels via e-mail, I would be really pleased with myself and send it to you, honestly 

16. From Arseniy2011
Hello Andrey!
Your teammate in the National side Diniyar Bilyaletdinov moved from Loco to Everton. Do you think it was worth it?

AA: I think that if I answer this question, it will be tactless.

17. From trofim23
It is interesting to find out, how do like the idea of standing in the goal in some Arsenal game?

AA: I think that even in an emergency situation, there will other Arsenal players, who will perform this mission. My turn will never come, for sure.

18. From Schuraegoro
Hi Andrey,
Hi my name is Kolya, Please score a couple of goals on Sunday, when you
do it, my heart fills with joy.

AA: I will be trying to do my best.


19. From Salwator
Andrey, sorry for this request, but could you give me a football with your
autograph as a present? Thanks in advance, here is my mail: ……[email protected]

AA: A ball won’t fit into your mailbox 

20. From 89269672623
I’m sorry for this question, I looked though your questions and answers and generally you are not very verbose. It seems like it’s some answering machine .. Why?

AA: Brevity is the soul of wit.

21. From zhenya14875588
Andrey, how do you play in Arsenal?

AA: Sometimes, it turns out well, sometimes not so much.

22. From petrus28
Hello Andrey! I want to ask you a question. What team did you dream to play on when you were little?

AA: Little? In Barcelona.

23. From Roman1
Dear Andrey! I understand that not every message is posted, but I would like
I wish you luck and success in your personal life, and in football. I sincerely
hope that soon you’ll start playing just the way you were playing before and will make your fans happy. P.S. Andrey, maybe you’ll look through your pictures, sitting at home with a glass of wine and watching your best football moments, especially when you were playing for our Zenit, maybe these memories and joyful moments will allow you not to concentrate on football, but on the contrary, relax and play for fun, just play for the sake of playing etc. I hope sometimes you read these messages yourself.
Regards, Roman (and we are still waiting for you in Zenit!).


AA: I’ll watch these moments when I’m finished with football.

24. From Ramzai
Andrey, please settle a dispute between me and my friend. Is it true that you want to get
British citizenship? And why did you go to the anniversary of Gorbachev? I am
a great admirer of your talent and I think that we don’t have any players who are even close to your level of talent. But responsibility also grows accordingly. Much is expected where much is given. Truly yours, your fellow countryman.

AA: No.
Anniversary of Gorbachev. This is a big event in London, there was a good concert and Julia and I were invited by the organizers

Date: 2011-04-15 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ttentten.livejournal.com
ok i'm a nerd and found the first question extremely interesting!

Date: 2011-04-15 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] openexit.livejournal.com
I found it slightly creepy tbh

Date: 2011-04-15 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklytee.livejournal.com
is that juan?

where did you get it? i've been looking for cesare gif icon EVERYWHERE, but no luck :(

Date: 2011-04-15 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irradiant.livejournal.com
AA: I was born.

natural born story teller tbh

Date: 2011-04-15 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emyoueffsee.livejournal.com
he needs to write a novel. preferably a children's novel

Date: 2011-04-15 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettypuyol.livejournal.com
agree. pulitzer.

Date: 2011-04-15 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuria.livejournal.com
AA: I’ll be in Saint-Petersburg soon.

lol surely he realizes how this sounds, especially with zenit having said they'd like him back

Date: 2011-04-15 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanysunshined.livejournal.com
my faint knowledge of Russian tells me it's not correctly translated

Date: 2011-04-15 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuria.livejournal.com
how else would you translate it?

Date: 2011-04-15 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanysunshined.livejournal.com
in the future, in the years to come

Date: 2011-04-15 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuria.livejournal.com
ahh, okay, yeah that's definitely different. ideally imo we'd sign his replacement this summer and they'd get a season playing under him

Date: 2011-04-15 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] openexit.livejournal.com
9. From Moonray
Andrey, are you going to come back to Russia after your football career is over? Natalia.
AA: I’ll be in Saint-Petersburg soon.


Image (http://tinypic.com?ref=b4uryw)

Date: 2011-04-15 12:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] nulz.livejournal.com
A ball won’t fit into your mailbox

o.

Date: 2011-04-15 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troubl3maker.livejournal.com
These are such a joy to read.

Date: 2011-04-15 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] funkatronik.livejournal.com
his short answers made me lol.

Date: 2011-04-15 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abfabregas.livejournal.com
5. From Moonray
Andrey, please tell some story (incident) from your childhood, just in a couple of words, if you can 
Thank you :) N.
AA: I was born.



I CANT.

Date: 2011-04-15 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laacrima.livejournal.com
Andrey, please tell some story (incident) from your childhood, just in a couple of words, if you can 
Thank you :) N.


AA: I was born.

riveting

Date: 2011-04-15 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexenkessel.livejournal.com
Lol @ #16.

Date: 2011-04-15 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harrypotterlvr3.livejournal.com
3. From sergey13
Hi, Andrey, tell me what leggings are for?????
AA: Sports leggings? Some people like briefs, some put on leggings. They are more
suitable if you don’t want some very important for a man body parts to get chafed during the game.


hahahaha

Date: 2011-04-15 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emyoueffsee.livejournal.com
"I left my mark" so I guess he was into vandalism



what a hoodlum

Date: 2011-04-15 02:43 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-15 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanysunshined.livejournal.com
if the status quo in Russian schools resembles the one in Bulgaria I would think everyone wrote on the benches and the walls.

Date: 2011-04-15 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] footballfangirl.livejournal.com
LMAO. These are always hilarious.

Date: 2011-04-15 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] templargirl.livejournal.com
I really don't get why people find this guy funny, his answers usually make me cringe.

Date: 2011-04-15 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunami04.livejournal.com
19. From Salwator
Andrey, sorry for this request, but could you give me a football with your
autograph as a present? Thanks in advance, here is my mail: ……[email protected]
AA: A ball won’t fit into your mailbox

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

22. From petrus28
Hello Andrey! I want to ask you a question. What team did you dream to play on when you were little?
AA: Little? In Barcelona.

I feel like every footballer answers this question with Barcelona

Date: 2011-04-15 12:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-15 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-killaponius.livejournal.com
I'm SO waiting for this man to get twitter. He probably won't as he doesn't even want a blackberry, but if we all spam the twitters of the gunners for long enough, they may force him.

Date: 2011-04-15 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___iou/
AA: I know, and I'll tell you. Our guest uniform next season will look like jockey’s clothes.

yes, yes it does :|

Date: 2011-04-15 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superbanane.livejournal.com
whut ? did you see it ?

Date: 2011-04-15 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuria.livejournal.com
go to arsenalinsider.com, they posted it yesterday and they're (sadly) reliable

Date: 2011-04-15 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superbanane.livejournal.com
omg i hope its not true D: ITS UGLY ;____;

Date: 2011-04-15 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuria.livejournal.com
i'd rather have the full banana for 10 years than one season of that abomination of a shirt, for real /drama queen

Date: 2011-04-15 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superbanane.livejournal.com
omg yes D:


seriously this one deserves to appear in the top 10 of ugliest jerseys ever

Date: 2011-04-15 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsunami04.livejournal.com
This shirt is a joke right? It's hideous!

Date: 2011-04-15 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heyxxdani.livejournal.com
17. From trofim23
It is interesting to find out, how do like the idea of standing in the goal in some Arsenal game?

the idea of shava being a gk is hilarious yet terrifying at the same time

Date: 2011-04-15 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] openexit.livejournal.com
MOSTLY TERRIFYING
HE'S TOO SHORT

Date: 2011-04-15 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] la-fiora.livejournal.com
"very important for a man body parts"

most awkwardly worded euphemism possible

Date: 2011-04-15 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superbanane.livejournal.com
16. From Arseniy2011
Hello Andrey!
Your teammate in the National side Diniyar Bilyaletdinov moved from Loco to Everton. Do you think it was worth it?
AA: I think that if I answer this question, it will be tactless.


THAT WAS MEAN THO D:

Date: 2011-04-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] problematique.livejournal.com
this was the best answer tbqh heheh

;___;

Date: 2011-04-15 02:00 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-15 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariafiona.livejournal.com
Arshavin's Q&As make life worth living.

Date: 2011-04-15 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanysunshined.livejournal.com
I'm thinking the way he was asked the questions was awkward because otherwise some of the answers he gives are heartless. I mean he can't be that short of empathy

Date: 2011-04-15 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] problematique.livejournal.com
he is such a wonderful troll
but if he goes back to zenit i won't like that hahaha

Date: 2011-04-15 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheonsa.livejournal.com
seriously, he needs to write a book sometime. tears of laughter at every one of those Q&As

Date: 2011-04-15 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigadiernorth.livejournal.com
He kills me. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Such a troll.

Date: 2011-04-16 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willywho.livejournal.com
I'm going to marry his Q&A. They make my heart so WARM.

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